Make a Cup of Tea

Do you really want a cup of tea? Be honest. [[Yes, please]] [[No, I'd prefer coffee]] [[No, I'd prefer soda]] [[Water is fine]]

Yay! Okay, so choose something from my tea box. [[chai->tea strength]] [[butterfly pea flower tea->tea strength]] [[green tea->tea strength]] [[matcha powder->tea strength]] [[lemon tea->tea strength]] [[ginger tea->tea strength]] [[hibiscus tea->tea strength]] [[any other choices?->more teas]] [[Sorry, I changed my mind->changed your mind]]

Hmm, okay. Let me see what I have in the cabinet. [[Light roast->coffee ice]] [[Medium roast->coffee ice]] [[Dark roast->coffee ice]] [[Sorry, I changed my mind->changed your mind]]

Okay, [[bottled soda ->soda flavors]] or [[canned soda->soda flavors]]? (Don't worry, it's perfectly cold.) [[Sorry, I changed my mind->changed your mind]]

So glad you're committed to hydration. Want some ice? [[Nope->water lemon]] [[Yup->water lemon]] [[Sorry, I changed my mind->changed your mind]]

What flavor? [[cola->soda adds]] [[cream soda->soda adds]] [[root beer->soda adds]] [[ginger beer->soda adds]] [[lemon-lime->soda adds]] [[fruit-flavored->soda adds]]

Now, add something fun! [[impossibly large glass->enjoy soda!]] [[silly straw->enjoy soda!]] [[hello kitty coaster->enjoy soda!]] [[edible glitter->enjoy soda!]]

Enjoy your soda! (Maybe try some tea next time?) :)

Do you want a lemon wedge? [[No thanks->enjoy water]] [[Yes, in the water->enjoy water]] [[Yes, on the side->enjoy water]] [[Yes, on the rim of the glass->enjoy water]]

Enjoy the water! Hydration is important. Maybe next time you'll come back for that cup of tea. :)

[[Hot->coffee adds]] or [[iced->coffee adds]] coffee?

Add something to make it taste better. I'm not confident in my barista skills. [[cream and sugar->enjoy coffee]] [[flavored syrup->enjoy coffee]] [[butter->enjoy coffee]] [[just cream->enjoy coffee]] [[just sugar->enjoy coffee]] [[ya got anything else to put in this?->seriously?]] [[none, I'll drink it black->you're brave]]

Enjoy your coffee! Hopefully it''s what you wanted. Maybe next time you'll try the tea! :)

Lemme see what else I can offer...any of these catch your eye? [[liquor (yikes)->cry for help]] [[salt->enjoy coffee]] [[whipped cream->enjoy coffee]] [[cinnamon powder->enjoy coffee]]

You're brave, trusting me to make a good black coffee. I'm flattered. Are you sure you really want to drink it black? [[yep, black for me!->enjoy coffee]] [[yknow what, I do want to add something...->coffee adds]]

How strong should I brew it? [[extra strong->tea adds]] [[strong but not //extra//->tea adds]] [[regular->tea adds]] [[light->tea adds]]

No problem, I'll open my //other// tea box. I've got something for all occasions! [[berry medley->tea strength]] [[chamomile tea->tea strength]] [[earl grey->tea strength]] [[oolong tea->tea strength]] [[yerba mate->tea strength]] [[can you just pick one for me?->pick for me]]

No problem! Choose whatever you like. [[I'll have tea instead->Yes, please]] [[I'll go for soda this time->No, I'd prefer soda]] [[I probably should drink some water->Water is fine]] [[I think I'll have coffee after all->No, I'd prefer coffee]]

Sure, my favorite is berry medley. It tastes like fruit punch with a bit of sugar. Wanna do that instead? [[Sounds good!->enjoy tea]] [[I don't know...->more teas]]

Add something to make it more delicious (or don't!) [[cream and sugar->enjoy tea]] [[just cream->enjoy tea]] [[just sugar->enjoy tea]] [[lemon juice->enjoy tea]] [[butter and salt->enjoy tea]] [[I'll drink it just like this->you have taste]] [[can I add something else?->oh really?]]

Enjoy your tea! Thanks for your company, hope to make tea for you again soon. :))

Yep, I've got some other stuff... [[liquor (you okay?)->need help?]] [[whipped cream->enjoy tea]] [[cinnamon powder->enjoy tea]] [[fresh fruit->enjoy tea]] [[flavored syrup->enjoy tea]]

Ahh, it's always nice to have a fellow connoisseur to drink with. Plain tea is best for understanding the smaller nuances in the taste. So...how is it? [[pretty good!->enjoy tea]] [[maybe it could use something...->tea adds]]

Hey, uh, drink responsibly. Promise me? [[Promise!->enjoy coffee]]

Promise me you'll drink responsibly. [[Pinky promise->enjoy tea]]